Hamster-Tron

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Jax, FL
Job: professional hobo

I AM THE ULTIMATE CYBORG HAMSTER!! I CAN CHEW THROUGH CEDAR LIKE A CYBORG HAMSTER! I CAN SLEEP...LIKE A CYBORG HAMSTER! AND I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF THREE HAMSTERS AND ONE DEAD HAMSTER!!

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7/14/06

Level: 10
Aura: Light

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 29
Saves: 30
Rank #: 78,250

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,030 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 35,604
Voting Pow.: 5.23 votes

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Flash Reviews: 34
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
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Score: 10
Tiddlywank

"Sweet jesus..."

submission: Tiddlywank
date: October 20, 2009

This is amazingly long and ridiculous.

The fact they stand around and let him charge up all that power just makes it even better.
Also, the monocle?
Super evil, good choice.

It needs more powering up.
Do it now.

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Score: 10
The AD&D Simulator

"Seriously?"

submission: The AD&D Simulator
date: July 6, 2009

What a shameless way to get high votes...
AD&D fans exist on Newgrounds, this is the interwebs, after all.
Just make more levels, you fool
MAKE MORE, FOR I DESIRE D&D ON NEWGROUNDS!!!

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Score: 0
Lil' Hoots

"The Misadventures of Flapjack"

submission: Lil' Hoots
date: June 29, 2009

With owls.
That's all this is.
Be original.

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Score: 10
I miss you Daddy

"Damn you..."

submission: I miss you Daddy
date: June 24, 2009

I haven't cried in months, you ass!
How dare you!!
10/10, you bastard...
Great flash, you jerk...

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Score: 10
A Bee RPG 2

"OMFG"

submission: A Bee RPG 2
date: May 26, 2009

THIS HAS TO BE THE GREATEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED
MY BEE BECAME BEESOCRAPHOLYCUS, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!
HIS STR WAS OVER 9000 AND HIS DEX WAS BEYOND THAT!!
I LOVE A BEE RPG 2 SO MUCH!!!
100000000000000000/100000000000000000

May 26, 2009

Author's Response:

Thank You very much, I have a Bee RPG 3 but I deleted it and now I can't upload it again :P

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Score: 10
Three Wishes

"I gotta say..."

submission: Three Wishes
date: May 11, 2009

At the end, I was hoping the Wizard-Genie to say, "Why, you don't have to wish for that, my boy, you were gay this whole time!"

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Score: 3
MiniGame Center

"Bug found"

submission: MiniGame Center
date: May 2, 2009

Whenever I try to go back to the main menu
The level menu is on top of it.
The games were kinda fun, though
Just really boring cause it's the same games everyone else uses.

May 2, 2009

Author's Response:

same games?
well, either you didnt read the Author Comments, or you didnt get it.
This will be filled with original games, in time.

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Score: 9
Paper Asteroids -Homework

"Pretty good"

date: May 2, 2009

The game was creative and a lot of fun
But it just kinda looped itself over and over again
Maybe add some levels and boss fights?
Possibly a story?
All in all, it was really fun game and the animation was really well done
I especially liked the doodles in the background.
9/10

May 2, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks for taking the time to write a review. A 9 for a BETA of this game is VERY generous. I will take account what you said.

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Score: 8
Epic Battle Fantasy

"Seriously..."

date: May 2, 2009

The Goku boss with that ridiculous Spirit Bomb attack?
Are you supposed to be able to decide that?
I mean...seriously...
Like, I understand he's the final boss...
But Jesus...
Beyond that, fun game.
You should still put in a level system
At least for certain weapons
Maybe add an Ice Blade
Or changeable staves for the Mage.
8/10

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Score: 5
Childsplay

"Uhm..."

submission: Childsplay
date: April 4, 2009

Doesn't really make any sense...
It goes from a super hero kicking ass
To a kid in his room with some action figures
And a dead hamster...
Great animation
Just...work on the transition from one reality to another.
All it looks like is that you're showing the hero fighting
Then it just shows a kid in his room with a dead animal and some toys.
They don't really seem related.
You get only half for this one.

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