Hamster-Tron's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Space is Key]

Simple. Difficult.

I died 666 times. A lot of the levels seemed absolutely impossible to get through. The graphics were simple, the color changes completely wrecked my ability to comprehend what was happening, and yet I played through all 15 levels to the end. I didn't swear, I didn't throw a 12 year old hissy fit. For a game to keep me coming back to torture myself, that has to mean something. Either I'm a glutton for pain or this was, in fact, a really fun game.

I'm going with the latter. I loved this game.

P.S. GREATEST MUSIC EVER.

[The AD&D Simulator]

Seriously?

What a shameless way to get high votes...
AD&D fans exist on Newgrounds, this is the interwebs, after all.
Just make more levels, you fool
MAKE MORE, FOR I DESIRE D&D ON NEWGROUNDS!!!

[A Bee RPG 2]

OMFG

THIS HAS TO BE THE GREATEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED
MY BEE BECAME BEESOCRAPHOLYCUS, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!
HIS STR WAS OVER 9000 AND HIS DEX WAS BEYOND THAT!!
I LOVE A BEE RPG 2 SO MUCH!!!
100000000000000000/100000000000000000

hallaby responds:

Thank You very much, I have a Bee RPG 3 but I deleted it and now I can't upload it again :P

[MiniGame Center]

Bug found

Whenever I try to go back to the main menu
The level menu is on top of it.
The games were kinda fun, though
Just really boring cause it's the same games everyone else uses.

magumanu responds:

same games?
well, either you didnt read the Author Comments, or you didnt get it.
This will be filled with original games, in time.

[Paper Asteroids -Homework]

Pretty good

The game was creative and a lot of fun
But it just kinda looped itself over and over again
Maybe add some levels and boss fights?
Possibly a story?
All in all, it was really fun game and the animation was really well done
I especially liked the doodles in the background.
9/10

AmyMation responds:

Thanks for taking the time to write a review. A 9 for a BETA of this game is VERY generous. I will take account what you said.

[Epic Battle Fantasy]

Seriously...

The Goku boss with that ridiculous Spirit Bomb attack?
Are you supposed to be able to decide that?
I mean...seriously...
Like, I understand he's the final boss...
But Jesus...
Beyond that, fun game.
You should still put in a level system
At least for certain weapons
Maybe add an Ice Blade
Or changeable staves for the Mage.
8/10

[Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman]

WHAT THE FOO!?

Are any of these levels possible?
What is up with 32?
YOU DRIVE ME INSANE, KAROSHI!!!
INSANE!!!!!

[DUCK SIM 2008]

Genius...

I felt your pain...
I'm so sorry you went through such an ordeal...
I QQ'd...
I dropped to my keys and QQ'd...
Beautiful....
Absolutely beautiful...

[Nice Day]

One question...

Is it supposed to be fun?
Am I supposed to win?
Can I win?
It's like I'm trying to high five an armless man.
Neither of us gets any satisfaction out of the act, which is supposed to be greatly entertaining.

No.
I say fail to you.
FAIL, good sir...

FAIL.

TJ4

fail.

[Flash Chatroom]

I found it...

To be extremely realistic.
And to the reviewer below me...
Have you EVER been in a chat room before?
Because THAT is what happens.
FAIL TO YOU, good sir...FAIL...