Hamster-Tron's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Amazing Adam Android]

The perfect formula...

Astro Boy meets Invader Zim.

GENIUS, I SAY!!

Kudos to the maximum overdrive.

TJ4

[Not-The-FFXII Extras]

Two words...

SCRUMTRILESCENT.

TJ4

Bobert-Rob responds:

FANTABULICIOUS.

[Wilford and Jesus set]

Oh, Wilford...

You and you're diabetes...
Trying to push your blood sugar checking aparautses on us...
Just eat a bowl of ice cream and be happy.
HAPPY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!

Jesus, what do you know about car insurance?
You're the savior.
You don't HAVE a car.
And if you did, you don't have to insure it.
You'll just die and come back as a bunny and hide jelly beans in plastic eggs.
Oh, you and your jelly bean filled plastic eggs.
Chocolate Christ on the Crucifix,
Coming to a store near you!

TJ4

[With My Mind's Madness]

Amazing...

Absolutely amazing.
Brilliant animation!
I loved how you brought in the Sacrifice of Christ into play, causing him to "die" on the cross to stop the Auditor.

Genius.
Pure genius.

TJ4

[The Heart and the Hand p1]

You, my friend...

...are a genius.
I love your artwork and your stories are absolutely amazing.
I nevever thought you'd be able to pull a story like this off, but you have proven me wrong...
And let me tell you...
I've never been happier to be wrong in my life.

Awesome flash. Great Job!!

TJ4

Bobert-Rob responds:

Well thanks, man, glad you liked it so. I really need to finish this one, it's been driving me crazy that it's not done yet. It'll be here soon enough, though, thanks for watching!

[Heinous Anus Zone]

I...

LOVE...
YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!

HALF-BEARD!!

[Brain Dead Ina]

Here we go again...

Zombies can not retain ANY information of their former lives, because they're brains are COMPLETELY ROTTED OUT, becoming a Zombie does NOT make you a super powerful human being, and Zombies lack the ability to USE objects as a WEAPON.

The violence and gore is like something Quentin Tarentino would do, but less impressive. Oh GOD, and the voice acting. It was poop...no, it was like if poop took a poop, and that poop took another poop that poops out more poop. It's an infinite loop of poop. A poop loop.

Learn your fiction, read Max Brooks.

[Dawn of the Madness]

The animation...

...was well done, the story was great, but the Zombies...

First of all, yes, a Zombie Shark DOES sound cool, but Solanum doesn't effect animals in anyway. It either kills them automatically or does absolutely nothing. Also, Zombies don't have the hand eye coordination to use a weapon or an object AS a weapon. Solanum melts the frontal lobe, destroying any memories, limits motor skills, and rids the infected of any physical limitations, i.e. PAIN.

Max Brooks FTW.

UNLESS, this was a scientifically manufactured virus, in which case I have no problems with it...AT ALL.

[the races we have]

GRRRRRRRR

I R BEIN TEH RACISTOMS!!

LOL J//K!!

I LUVS JERRI JACSIN FIMLS!!1

[LongCat's Song]

LongCat...

...is Long.
And this flash is kind of...different.
I'm entirely sure what to say about it, besides the previous statement of:
"LongCat is Long."

4chan is still a fun site, though.
/b/tards 4 life.